Rules

SESSION RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

1. How the Flow Works (Lock In Your Choices)
Once your payment clears, you will be redirected to the Roasting Page. Here, you will choose your AI Character and your Intensity Level (Easy, Mid, or Intense). Choose carefully: the moment you click START, the big session timer begins and your choices are permanently locked. You cannot switch characters or lower the difficulty once the session is live.

2. Live Feed Means Fair Game
The second you hit Start, your camera and microphone are live. Anything visible in your frame or audible on your mic—your face, your room, your voice, your reactions, and anyone else standing nearby—is active material for the AI. Clear your room of anyone who isn't ready to get roasted.

3. The 7-Second Mic Lock (You Will Listen)
When you stop talking and the AI takes over, your microphone is locked out for the first 7 seconds. Even if you scream at the screen, the AI will not hear you and cannot be interrupted during this window. The AI gets a guaranteed chance to cook you before you are allowed to talk back.

4. The Pressure Cooker (How the 120-Second Timer Works)
Whenever it is your turn to speak, the Pressure Cooker meter turns on. (Note: The meter pauses while the AI is roasting you).

• Stay Quiet = Pressure Goes UP: Every 1 second you sit there in silence, your Pressure Cooker climbs by 1 second.
• Talk Back = Pressure Goes DOWN: Every 1 second you actually speak, your Pressure Cooker drops down by 1 second.
• No Cheating the System: Saying one word, coughing, or making a random noise does NOT reset the timer back to zero. If you stay quiet for 10 seconds and only talk for 2 seconds, you still have 8 seconds of pressure left on your meter. If you stutter, freeze, or mumble one word at a time, the pressure will keep climbing.
• Hit 120 Seconds = You Are Smoked: The only way to drain the pressure back to zero is to speak in full, confident streaks. If your Pressure Cooker reaches 120 seconds (2 minutes), the system automatically cuts the call, kicks you out, and your session is over with NO REFUNDS.

5. No Pausing, No Restarts, Abort is Final
Once you click Start, the main clock is ticking in real time. You cannot pause the session, refresh the page to start over, or save your minutes for later. You can quit early at any time by hitting the Abort button, but ending the call—whether by hitting Abort, closing your browser, or getting smoked by the Pressure Cooker—permanently ends your session with zero refunds.

6. Keep It Legal (Zero Tolerance)
While the verbal roast is unfiltered, strict safety laws apply to your camera feed:

• NO MINORS: Anyone under 18 on camera or in the background = instant shutoff.
• NO WEAPONS: Showing guns, knives, or any weapons on screen = instant shutoff.
• NO NUDITY OR ILLEGAL ACTS: Flashing, explicit content, or self-harm = instant shutoff.
  Violating any of these rules will trigger an immediate, permanent ban and instant termination of your feed with NO REFUND.

7. Your Tech is Your Responsibility
Make sure your camera, microphone, and internet connection are working before you hit Start. Sessions lost or ruined due to dead batteries, browser crashes, muted mic permissions, or bad Wi-Fi will not be reset or refunded.

8. Entertainment Only & Mental Health Notice
ROASTTID is an artificial intelligence satire and comedy experience built strictly for entertainment purposes only. The AI does not know you personally; it generates automated, exaggerated roasts based solely on visual and audio patterns. Nothing said by the AI represents factual statements, real opinions, or professional advice. Do not participate if you are sensitive to harsh humor, experiencing emotional distress, or dealing with a mental health condition. If you or someone you know is struggling, feeling overwhelmed, or in crisis, exit this site immediately and call or text 988 (Suicide & Crisis Lifeline) or text HOME to 741741 for free, confidential 24/7 support.